MEN vs. WOMEN
Vetti sent this forward... saves a lot of blogging time u see with posts like it... a couple of my friends got married last month.. hope they don't read my blog...here goes.....
What is the difference between men and women?
1.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
3. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
4. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.
5. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
6. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
7. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.